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Ronnie, can you rip my tooth out |
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Monday, 17 August 2009 |
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  When one of Laiken Newcombe's bottom teeth fell out, his little brother Blayne felt that he should have a souvenir tooth to carry around as well.
"Mum, I want a wiggly tooth too" Blayne said. Renee told Blayne that when he's older, he will be sure to have a few wiggly teeth. Being an impatient little boy, he wanted his wiggly tooth right now so Renee told Blayne that if he asked me then I would rip his tooth out right now. I agreed appearing to be delighted at the opportunity to cause him some pain. I tried to make the tooth extraction process sound horrible but the little bastard called my bluff.
I asked questions like, "Is it ok if i knock the ones out next to it?" and "Can i take out one of your other bigger teeth?".
I then told Renee that i would need to use her tenderizer mallet and some sort of chisel. She opened the cuttelry drawer and handed me a metal hammer and a butter knife for prying the tooth out. I took the two banged them together hard while telling Blayne that i was just getting a bit of practice before I started on his tooth. I expected him to change his mind about the tooth but he didn't. I then had to ask myself whether i was prepared to go to the next level where i put him in some awkward position so that i could get at his tooth.
Meh, he wins this one, i couldn't be bothered. I decided to change the subject.
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